We started thinking about elephants today. No good reason, just elephants are neat. The funniest jokes are about elephants. Question: How do you get down from an elephant?

Answer: You don’t get down from an elephant; you get down from a duck!

We came up with a few books about elephants.If you want a complete list of everything the library has that has anything at all to do with elephants, click here. Or, you can check out the books we remembered for some super-sized fun. Why not think about elephants for a while?

Modoc: The True Story of the Greatest Elephant That Ever Lived.

Q: Why do elephants wear red hats?

A: So they can hide in cherry trees without being seen.

Jumbo: The Greatest Elephant in the World

Q: Ever see an elephant in a cherry tree?

A: No? See, it works!

Elephants: A Cultural and Natural History

Q: How do you get an elephant into a cherry tree?

A: You plant a seed and make the elephant stand over it.

The Cowboy and His Elephant: The Story of a Remarkable Friendship

Q: How does an elephant get down from a cherry tree?

A: You don’t get down from a cherry tree; you down from a duck!

The Astonishing Elephant

If you’ve got any elephant jokes to share, put ‘em in the comments! We love the elephant jokes.

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